BINGUS
Bingus is a 6'4 thermo nuclear cat from Joseph Stalin . Since made from joseph stalin , he has a secret charm to him, one that makes every human within visible contact to him, think he is babey. Bingus is Joseph . Bingus has the same amount of love for every man regardless of race or religion So if you are ever feeling down, just remember Bingus is caring about you, even if you don't believe in him. He's like a god, but won't punish you for your sins, and loves you a whole lot.
Its a fact that floppa is allied with bingus, in fact they are best friends.
Hail Bingus.